Anonymous Asked:
What would you do if you woke up and you had a dick and a hairy chest and big bones and muscles and a beard and everyone thought you were a man?

finestshrineinme:

appropriately-inappropriate:

Get a job, run for President and walk alone at night without carrying mace and looking over my shoulder.

I’d also take the opportunity to travel to places a woman can never go unaccompanied; I’d travel alone, I’d see Tunisia and Morocco and go skiing in Iran and see Russia and Mexico and camp alone.

You say this like I’d wake up shocked and horrified and appalled, but all it means to me is that I’d be free:

Free to leave dishes in the sink knowing someone else will handle them, free to have a sense of humour and take up space and not have men harass me and creep at me and make rape jokes, and free to hold a woman’s hand in public and not fear for my life.

Free to make more money, do more things, meet more people. I’d be a Human, not a woman.

cosigning this. at first I would be like really alarmed but then I would like, ride a bus at night. walk to the corner store alone. just really exist in public without being self conscious because I wouldn’t be feeling like prey with a bunch of men’s eyes on me. that sounds like it would be really nice honestly

I’d enjoy peeing standing up and being able to aim. That would be cool.

wadepeter:

i hope natalie dormer’s parents know how well they did

(via arashisterren)

screamtrilogy:

Sidney Prescott on the phone with the killer.

I love how you can see her development from the first movie to the most recent movie. In the first one, she’s all laughing and picking her nose and slowly down the track she becomes more and more frightened of the call and cries and by the last one she just has no expression because of how real it is. You can see the fear in her face.

(Source: screamtrilogy, via caelarose)

fangirllovin:

Once when I was in my 20’s, I was living in a town about an hour from where I grew up. I was in this sex shop….in the toy room, when suddenly I hear this voice from my past. I look up to see my favorite 6th grade teacher, carrying a purple dildo over to his wife, and saying ‘it has 3 speeds, honey’. 
I didn’t say a word. I just left. Got in my car, and have never spoken of it till now.

Once when I was in my 20’s, I was living in a town about an hour from where I grew up. I was in this sex shop….in the toy room, when suddenly I hear this voice from my past. I look up to see my favorite 6th grade teacher, carrying a purple dildo over to his wife, and saying ‘it has 3 speeds, honey’. 
I didn’t say a word. I just left. Got in my car, and have never spoken of it till now.

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

fangirling-fallen-angel:

somethingfangirly:

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

image

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

I swear like half of those reblogs is me

…………………..it’s still not fucking broken 

image

Jesus fuck this is almost at 12,000,000 

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via got-super-who-lock)